June 2012
liveinphoenix:
idk why people assume youre jealous of everything you hate
i hate spiders that doesnt mean im jealous they have 8 legs and eat flies
huntersandangels:
I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a fucking moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.
Friend: If you love that starkid thing so much can you even name all of them?
Me: Do you want them by height, age, alphabetical by first, or alphabetical by last name?
FOUR FOR YOU SPAIN FOUR FOR YOU
GOAL GOAL GOAL GOALLLLLL I FUCKING LOVE YOU...
GOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
likespancakes: