August 2012
July 2012
me: oh gosh that character is attractive
person: but he's the villain
me:
person:
me:
person:
me: i'm sorry were you trying to make a point there because i don't see one
youbetter-runlike-thedevil:
stormpooper:
zooeyclairedeschanel:
stop saying i can’t even and start saying i can even
believe in urself
is that a lawn mower flying
no, it’s a lawn mower following it’s dreams
spnwhore:
i think 60% of my life consists of me laughing by myself
i think the greatest accomplishment in my life so far was being represented at the 2012 olympics as a piece of confetti
“Honestly, I felt that the inclusion was the perfect nod to the Doctor. Those who...”
– A really nice comment on this article mentioning the TARDIS noise during the Olympic Opening Ceremonies (via notdoingmywork)
Just so you guys know, the TARDIS materialisation...
Britain: So we have the Olympics.
Britain: And Benedict Cumberbatch.
Britain: And James Bond.
Britain: And the Queen.
Britain: And Danny Boyle.
Britain: And Kenneth Branagh.
Britain: And ducks and shit.
Britain: And Women's rights.
Britain: And free healthcare.
Britain: And JK FUCKING ROWLING.
Britain: And Voldemort, Mary Poppins, Peter Pan..
Britain: And the Beatles and amazing music.
Britain: And Rowan Atkinson.
Britain: And THE MOTHERFUCKING TARDIS! HEAR IT?
America: We have freedom.
Britain: We do too.
America: Well shit.
Britain: *hums God save the queen, drinks boatloads of tea and strokes corgi*
Britain: Oh, also...We created the internet.
World: Lets see if Britain can top Beijing..
Britain: Country side in a stadium.
Britain: DUCKS DUCKS EVERYWHERE.
Britain: Mr Bean playing Chariots of fire. Jk Rowling reading Peter Pan.
Britain: 50 foot Lord Voldemort defeated by Mary Poppins.
World: But Beijing had-
Britain: QUEEN IN A HELICOPTER WITH JAMES BOND.
theporndwarves:
omg someone in my street just came outside and shouted “JESUS CHRIST I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SHITE! ARE YOU WATCHING THIS!” and someone else replied “AYE AYE! IT’S PURE MAGIC”
Guys. Britain did it. They set fire to the rain.
sherbertsheperton:
