December 2011
You wanna be on top?
junket:
I whispered seductively as I began my America’s Next Top Model marathon.
broonch:
quafflethewaffle:
itscauseyoureafuckinelf:
dirtyovercoats:
valjeans:
canadian horror story:
oh no we ran out of syrup
english horror story:
what do you mean there’s no tea bags left?
okay no the real canadian horror story:
this tim hortons’ iced capp machine is broken
Tim Hortons worker horror story:
The iced capp machine is broken.
america has no horror stories we...
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November 2011
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tomlinsen:
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
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When you accidentally close the dashboard tab
lolsofunny:
“ALL THAT SCROLLING! GONE!!”
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The whole world knows that I am a Madridista by heart. I am white until death.
– Iker Casillas (via adayolder)
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